DISQUS

10e20: 26 Reasons to Buy Me a Drink at SES San Jose

  • chriswinfield · 4 months ago
    #4 - it actually involves something called 'Dirt' and only takes me about 1.5 minutes :P

    Happy Birthday & I can't wait to read all of your coverage from SES next week!
  • rebeccakelley · 4 months ago
    Hah, you're no fun. :P
  • Martin Canchola · 4 months ago
    I swoop you up a drink! Whats your favorite drink? Im @seotips2go on twitter and I will be there on Thurs! You going to the google dance ill be there too! tweet ya laterz!
  • rebeccakelley · 4 months ago
    I love mojitos but can only do a couple of those because of how sweet they are. My go-to "conference drink" is usually a vodka tonic. See you next week!
  • Marty Martin · 4 months ago
    Wish I was going to be there and we could commiserate over #12.
  • Syzlak · 4 months ago
    Impossible to beat #22
  • Michael_Martin · 4 months ago
    You know #2 can actually get you more drinks in some seedy bars - perhaps thats more for PubCon in Vegas.
  • MikeTek · 4 months ago
    I'll have to get you one at SMX East (if you'll be there). It'll be like your birthday all over again.
  • Uk Webmaster Forum · 4 months ago
    # 11 really because i want some linkbait ideas i will buy you a drink...
  • Adrienne Doss · 4 months ago
    Considering my broke ass can't afford a real conference pass, I'll just be moping around the Expo Hall waiting for drinky time.
  • Garrett · 4 months ago
    That's funny I'll be down there for my birthday on the 12th, only I'll be turning 27.
  • Sean Morrissy · 4 months ago
    Clearly #14 is wrong, Transformers 2 was awesome.

    But I could definitely use some help with #17 too.

    Have fun!
  • Thomson · 4 months ago
    #11 because it always works.
  • Simon Heseltine · 4 months ago
    7 reasons Why Rebecca Kelley should buy us all a drink

    1. She's got this fancy new job
    2. She's getting paid big New York wages while living in Seattle
    3. Lisa would have bought them for us (play along Lisa), but since Rebecca wants to be her proxy...
    4. To wet the baby's head
    5. A Social Media Director really needs to be social, and what's more social than buying other people drinks? ;)
    6. Chris & Danielle are too busy with the new baby to look at her expenses too closely
    7. To prove that she's awesome ;)
  • George Bounacos · 4 months ago
    I'm voting with Simon, especially #3. Wait, NY and Seattle wages? Feh. Doesn't work that way unless you're living in Charlottesville. :D

    I haven't been mocked online in hours so if I can cut through the throng, I'll give it a shot, RK.
  • Victor · 4 months ago
    Man, I do miss The Wire. Too bad I won't be at San Jose :). Have fun Rebecca!
  • patrick · 4 months ago
    R. Kelly... hilarious :)
  • navinpoeran · 4 months ago
    I just read this article, wow didn't know it was your birthday, congrats with your birthday, we have the same age :P

    Also I love the list, especially #2